Fleet Foxes Denial

Last week I attempted to purchase a Fleet Fox compact disc at my local Target. I was unable to make the purchase--the checker said "When I scan it a message pops up that says 'unable to sell at this time'--sorry." I bet they never have this problem when selling Rihanna albums...

Prescription Drug Commercials

Prescription drug commercials are evil. When future generations look back in time, trying to pin-point the moment in time when civilization went to hell, they will come to the same conclusion I have--it all went wrong when prescription drug commercials began appearing on television. In my current television viewing experience I can barely make it through an enjoyable 30-minute situational comedy without having to hear about herpes and erectile dysfunction. To top all of this off, I am warned if I have restless leg syndrome and take a popular prescription drug to treat it (that will remain unnamed) then I may have sudden urges to participate in gambling, sex, or illicit drugs. Apocalypse now!

Mambo No. 5

I swear the Mambo No. 5 guy jaywalked in front of my car today, following my bargain shopping at the Big Lots. He looked disheveled, which gels since he just had the one hit--Mambo No. 5 (although you'd think he could have cranked out a quick follow up hit called Mambo No. 6...). He was really sweaty, but not from dancing--from the hot, hot, horrid Florida sun. Wherever you are Mambo No. 5 guy, I wish you the best of luck in your jaywalking and mambo endeavors.

Let the Inefficiency Begin

Inefficient (adj.): a low ratio of work accomplished to the energy supplied (Jane Jacobs)

Context (n.): the interrelated conditions in which something exists or occurs (Merriam Webster)

Inefficient Context: A blog about my life.

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