Mambo No. 5

I swear the Mambo No. 5 guy jaywalked in front of my car today, following my bargain shopping at the Big Lots. He looked disheveled, which gels since he just had the one hit--Mambo No. 5 (although you'd think he could have cranked out a quick follow up hit called Mambo No. 6...). He was really sweaty, but not from dancing--from the hot, hot, horrid Florida sun. Wherever you are Mambo No. 5 guy, I wish you the best of luck in your jaywalking and mambo endeavors.